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Why Latin is the Best Language
Someone said to me the other day (or maybe today or maybe not at all…honestly does the setup really matter?) that the best language is English. These are the sort of deep-thinker conversationalists...
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Twenty for Twenty: Heart and Souls
The world has changed a lot since 1993. On the 20th of each month, Twenty for Twenty takes us back to the best of 1993 and shares some gems that are gone, but shouldn’t be forgotten. If reminiscing is...
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The Five Stages of When a Pretty Girl Talks to You
Spring is in the air, which means attractive women will be popping out of the woodwork left and right in your everyday life. Now don’t worry, most of these hot girls won’t even notice you, and the ones...
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Paid to Pool Party
I’m going to be completely upfront with you for a second: I am bored out of my mind by what I’m about to show you. The premise is simple, I was shooting a commercial (as I’ve been known to do from time...
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The Friday Five: Five Rules for Choosing Your Karaoke Song
“For this I will lament and wail; I will go stripped and naked; I will make lamentation like the jackals, and cry out like the ostriches.” …That verse from Micah (chapter one, verse eight) probably...
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Ten for Ten: Old School
What is 10 for 10? On the tenth of every month I take something really cool, underrated, badass, or worth remembering from ten years ago and tell you about it here, a decade past its prime. You may...
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The Friday Five: Five Best Logos EVER
This Friday we take a look at the five best logos of ever (that I can think of). Why do you care about logos? I don’t know, but you’re already here so you might as well take a look. The Five Best...
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19 Reasons Buzzfeed Sucks
Buzzfeed sucks. If that statement offends you, you’re what’s wrong with America. If you don’t know what buzzfeed is (count yourself one of the lucky few), it’s a self-described “snapshot of the viral...
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The Friday Five: Best House of Heroes Music Videos
Those of you that have had the fortune/misfortune of following my escapades will know that I toured with a band called House of Heroes for a while. In addition to being some ridiculously talented...
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Speaking in Absolutes
Longtime fans (or enemies) of mine will recall a podcast that my brother and I used to make. Due to the limitations of the internet that podcast had to go the way of the buffalo, but I’ve started up a...
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Pitching the Perfect Game: Summer Blockbusters 2013
A couple weeks back in my WILDLY POPULAR PODCAST (available on both iTunes, this incredibly futuristic podcasting site, and youtube if you’re more of a vodcast guy/gal), I mentioned something somewhat...
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There Can Be Only One (or Four): My WE3k at #E3.
One or Four? Four or One? Xbox or Playstation? Sony or Microsoft? 1 or 4? The debate between which of those two numbers is better hasn’t been this heated since the Rocky series of movies was released,...
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What Does The E Stand for Anyway?
This may come as a shock to you, but when I go to the grocery store, I’m going for milk. Maybe some cereal and the occasional can of soup (I know, I’m not much of a chef), but you get the idea:...
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Your Fly is Down
As some of you are aware, I work a day job as an actor to help fund and fuel my dream to one day become a waiter. As a result, I sometimes find myself in wacky situations for acting purposes, this was...
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Whose Blog is It Anyway?
So there are really only a handful of things from my childhood that are sacred to me: Bugs Bunny, the original Nintendo Entertainment System, Claussen pickles (always refrigerated, never frozen), and...
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Ala Cartman
I’m sitting here in my room singing a slow loop of the only words I know from the song “No Diggity” (which, I am not proud to say, are just “I like the way you work it. No diggity. And that’s it. It’s...
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Just Keep Sharking
No lengthy and overly verbose intro today, so let’s just dive right into it. Say what you will about sharks…because they can’t understand English. Shark week was last week and while I don’t have a lot...
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Fall TV Pass/Fail (Part One)
A fact that sometimes surprises people when they hear it (myself included) is that I graduated an accredited, four-year private college with honors. I say that primarily to brag, but secondarily to let...
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Open Letter to Sinead O’Connor’s Open Letter to Miley Cyrus
Sinead, First of all, know that I’m saying this with a motherly love, and that however biting the sarcasm/satire might get in the next few paragraphs, I genuinely do not wish you any negativity or...
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Things Superman and I Have in Common
With Comic-Con kicking off in San Diego this weekend, and anticipation continually snowballing for the forthcoming DC Comics movie — Superman v Batman: Dawn of a Paycheck — I once again find myself...
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